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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.