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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.