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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.