If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach… Commentary:"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard. Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by. I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?