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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.