If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.