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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Just shared via Messenger:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Going bananas on Threads:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Going viral on Pinterest:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Going bananas on YouTube:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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100 shares on Twitch this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

86 shares on X this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

88 shares on Slack this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Spreading quickly via X:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Shared recently on X:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Shared recently on Threads:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Spotted on Slack:

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Breaking via Slack:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Just shared via Instagram:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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