If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask,… Commentary:Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA. My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out? Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like? Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!