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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.