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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Making waves on Messenger:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Seen just now on Threads:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Live now on YouTube:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Going viral on Telegram:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Trending via YouTube:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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16 shares on Slack this month:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

71 shares on Threads this month:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

33 shares on Threads this month:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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