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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.