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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.