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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Going viral on WeChat:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Just landed via X:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
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Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Seen just now on Threads:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Spotted on Instagram:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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