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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.