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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.