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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your c…

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your c…

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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, awkward, blocked, comedy, couch, courage, humor, i, imagine, me, playful, quirky, rejection, relationship, under, unexpected, why on Jul 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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