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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?