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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale on Nov 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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