In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale. Commentary:When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call. Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble. I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.