Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Jan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

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"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"

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