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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.