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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

18 hours ago

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

2 months ago

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

2 months ago

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

2 months ago

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

4 months ago

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

1 month ago

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82 shares on WeChat this month:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

74 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

58 shares on X this month:

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Just landed via TikTok:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Going viral on Instagram:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Live now on WeChat:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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