Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKeep scrolling, I’ve got nothing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.