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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

98 shares on Discord this month:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

93 shares on Discord this month:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Live now on Slack:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Trending via Twitch:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Making waves on YouTube:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Not going is the new leaving early.

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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