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I donโ€™t dress for women. I donโ€™t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and itโ€™s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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