Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴" Related funny posts 😂 Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him. You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.