Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.