My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class πππ± Related funny posts π I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes. Why would I get married when itβs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.