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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.