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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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50 shades of single.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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