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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.