Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious. Commentary:That moment when you're time traveling through eternity using either a microwave minute or someone else's phone theater 😂📱🍿 Related Funny Posts 🤝 A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating. If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it. Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever. Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.