“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system. You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly. Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. God invented war so that Americans can learn geography. Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”