Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝 Related funny posts 😂 Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?