She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱" Related funny posts 😂 Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.