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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Commentary:
Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! 🍌📝🛒

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, forget, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery list, home, i, list, little, memory, organization, shopping, sometimes, take, thing, time, where on Oct 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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