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I don’t understand the concept of β€œthe man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Someone asked, β€œCan I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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"Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. πŸΆπŸ˜‚πŸ’•"



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