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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”