Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. … Commentary:"Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
