Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
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“Honestly, I’ll fetch the remote if it means getting some ‘Who’s a good girl?’ vibes. 🐶😂💕”

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