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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ

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