Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSpending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.