Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea. Commentary:“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. π©π±π” Related Funny Posts π€ Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen. Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job. Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?
