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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚”

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