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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every…

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every…

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"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged caffeine, coffee, coffee maker, daily, every, happiness, happy, joy, little, maker, me, morning, morning ritual, ritual, routine, small, small joy, walk on May 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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