Commentary:
"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"
Wordgag ツ
10,000+ funny quotes
The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

3, am, best, contact, dreams, fantasy, humor, humor quote, imagination, late, late night, me, meet, night
Trending Funny Quotes 👇
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
20, aging, bad, bad eating habit, body, body image, eating, exercise, habit, habits, hate, humor, humorous, humorous observation, i, image, myself, no exercise, observation, picture, self-awareness, selfie, takeI would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥
Trending Funny Quotes 📈
Trending Topics 📁
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work