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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Commentary:
Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take on Nov 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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← There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try. People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores. →

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