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Feb 1, 2026

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Witty text about pandemic habits, humorously suggesting handwashing is only for birthdays.

Commentary:
Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣

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