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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Netflix shouldโ€™ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Babymaking music but itโ€™s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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โ€œThis would be better if there was cakeโ€ really does ring true in any situation.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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