Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balc… Commentary:Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me. I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.