Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s. I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.