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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balc…

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balc…

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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦‍♂️🐱😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal behavior, balcony, behavior, cat, emotion, even, explain, human, human emotion, humor, i, jump, owner, pet, pet owner, trying, want, well, why on Aug 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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