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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.