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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing…

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing…

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I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, amazing, attitude, call, call in sick, feel, health, healthy, humor, i, motivation, productivity, should, sick, today, wasting, work on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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