We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing… Commentary:I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“ You should be able to call in sad to work. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.