What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.