When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.