Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.