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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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