Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?