Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook… Commentary:Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook. I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat. Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.