ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again. Commentary:"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica. Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.