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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, ADHD, again, appliance, blender, buy, day, even, ever, every, forgetfulness, habit, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, never, routine, smoothie, weeks on Nov 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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