Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to… Commentary:"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat" Related Funny Posts 🤝 So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters? My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood. We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’ If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.