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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Commentary:
"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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