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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to…

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to…

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"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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