Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️♂️😂📱" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it. I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages. Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.