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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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Witty text about enjoying silence over boyfriends' chatter, humorous and playful vibe.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

95 shares on YouTube this month:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

52 shares on Slack this month:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

For whom the doom scrolls!

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