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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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The world started without permission again.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

75 shares on X this month:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Just landed via Slack:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Just shared via TikTok:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Spotted on Reddit:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Going viral on Reddit:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

I need a break from me.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

I need a break from me.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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