Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.