Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.