Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨ Related funny posts 😂 Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.