Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
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"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! πŸŒžπŸ’‹πŸš‚ Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! πŸ˜… #MorningSurprises"

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