Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.