Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEver woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm. I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called. Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
